We here at iHorror don’t judge (much) so when we come across a curious story such as the one with Felicity Kadlec who married her inanimate zombie doll all we can say is congratulations!
Massachusetts native Kadleck, 21, married her doll named Kelly Rossi who she says is nearly 40 years old
Their May/December romance started online through a “creepy doll” website when she was 13. Three years later Kadlek says she started to have romantic feelings for the “female” doll.
They decided to take their relationship to the next level and join together in (un)holy matrimony, a ceremony attended by some of the bride’s family and few of her other dolls.
All-in all-the event set Felicity back about $500. She wore a long wedding gown, while Kelly sported a classic tuxedo.
“Kelly is the most valuable one! She’s been my world for years. Our wedding ceremony was beautiful and perfect – exactly the way I dreamed it would have been.
I made sure that the whole wedding was done properly so it would be as official as possible, and we consummated the marriage afterwards.”
The bride explains why the doll wore a suit in the ceremony.
“Kelly was the groom as she takes the male role in our relationship, she is a tom boy so wore a suit – I feel she was most comfortable as the groom.
Despite having been in a relationship with Kelly for four years, getting married to her has made me feel so much closer to her, both emotionally and intimately.”
In the video below Felicity explains that what first attracted her to Kelly was her personality.
Felicity has had to suffer a brunt of barbs since her wedding. In one of her YouTube videos she explains that someone called the police alleging that she had dead bodies in her house.
She addressed the claim by responding on video with her creepy collection, “These are dolls; they’re dolls — are you stupid?”
But size might be a problem of the past as Felicity recently announced her dolls are getting a human-size retrofitting to make them more “adult size.”
The next step for their relationship she says is to have kids.
“We are in no rush, we want to find the perfect option for us. And it will be expensive.
But we have started looking into it. We know we will spend the rest of our lives together, so you don’t need to put time limits on it. But it is the next step for us.
I know Kelly would be a great parent. I love her, and she loves me. That’s all that matters.”
If you care to, you can follow Felicity and all of her creepy doll collection on their YouTube channel, and from what we have seen so far, she is completely serious.